[JOKE OF THE DAY] HUNGRY AKPORS

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between Akpos and the mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI:yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of
butter in btwn.
ABOKI: happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME.